New Peebleshire Word of the Week: Scrupleberries

Small scrupleberries: A tell-tale indication of a life riddled by lechery and hoodwinking.

Scru - ple - ber - ries
n. (plural)
(skroo-pull-breez)
1. Any of a variety of wild, nectar-rich, fleshy fruits, varying in size proportional to moral character
2. That undefined essence of a member of the well-to-do class

Ex: "After cheating at croquet, Deltoid McVenebles felt as if his scrupleberries had been plucked away."

Bountiful Scrupleberries: A tell-tale indication of a life overflowing with chivalry, galantry, and white horses.