New Peebleshire Phrase of the Week: "A Bit of the Old Thisums"
Percy McPilsner lustily offers a single daisy in exchange for a bit of the old thisums.
"A bit of the old thisums"
1. A common expression alluding to anything particularly swarthy or debaucherous
2. A carouser's term, almost always insinuating a desire for revelry
3. An act warranting the depletion of scrupleberries
Delmindt McSpindler's finely tuned viola, whenst mingled with cheap brandy, adequately establishes the mood for a bit of the old thisums.
posted by * | 7:57 PM
4 Comments:
Austin,
I'm not sure what any of that means, but you are now officially my favorite person on earth. Don't tell Adam. Or Jennifer. Or Frank. Or my family.
Kyle Tobelshire York,
Who is your favorite person again? We'll see who will be napping on the cobblestones for the next thirty-plus years.
Loveums,
Jennifer Hermitshire
Tobelshire...hmmm?
I wouldst prefer to nap upon the cobbles of my youth with my fellow countrymen than to sup in a house of strife and ill temperment...
Whatever that means.
We've got to give you a much more creative and nonsensical name than that, sweetie. How about Philly McJuniper or Querky McGibletberry? Either suits you nicely.
Kyle
Querky ehh? Hmm...the implications of even the most affectionate nickname from my dashing suitor most certainly invite uncertainty of one's true opinion of his bride. Perhaps a little something more romantic dear?
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