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Friday, May 27, 2005

New Peebleshire Drink of the Week: Sumpter




After a day of back-breaking cobbler's work, Filament McPilsbry enjoys a cool mug of sumpter whilst lounging 'neath a sycamore.

Sumpter is the commoner's drink of choice. In a world where the well-to-do insist on drinking ales with "more taste," the fingerlessly-gloved can still be found suckling upon this liquorsmith's gem. With its unassuming flavor and sedimentary finish, sumpter is sure to remain a staple in the diet of every citizen who plies his trade atop the cobblestones of New Peebleshire.


A den of carousers at the Saucy Jack Pub, fueled by a generous goblet of sumpter and enjoying the fruits of a hard week's trade.

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